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welcome to the supergood fun/interactive page!
This page contains a smattering of poorly-rendered bits and pieces which have no artistic value whatsoever, which puts it on a par with at least 75% of the internet. So you might as well waste more of your life by looking at it. The file sizes are colour-coded for the benefit of the 56k users out there; green=56k friendly, and red=you best put on a cup of tea, or peruse some hardcore porn in another browser window. Enjoy.

| click on the image to play "Chavocalypse Now (Demo Version)".It is time to let rip; to show these good-for nowt ingrates what's for. The local Job Centre is under siege, and only you can destroy the Chav invaders. This is level one only of a bigger game, which will completed when I can be arsed.
file size:711KB |

| click on the image to play "Pimp My Chav - Soup-A-Nova!!".Similar to pimp my chav, but this time you have to turn your attention to sorting out a clapped-out Nova with all the latest Halfords accessories. The zoom buttons etc. are all still there, and you can still turn the music off, although it's less bad this time.
file size:1,410KB |

| click on the image to play "Pimp My Chav".Here is a Chav, along with a range of clothes which you should combine to make the chavviest result. Click on the clothing and move in place. You can use the buttons on the top-left to zoom, and bottom-left to stop the god-awful music, which, trust me, you will want to do.
file size:879KB |

| click on the image to play Cheam 17 - 'Shit But You Don't Know It'! This took literally minutes of work, with a crack team of more than 1 person. Marvel at the groundbreaking animation techniques used. I would recommend that you have the sound turned on for this movie, otherwise it loses much of its effect.
file size:2,214KB |

| click on the image to play "A Christmas Carroll"A christmas message from the finest chavs in all of er, chavdom.
file size:479KB |
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